Quotation

Lawyer jokes from e5 "Rebecca:" What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside. === What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. === Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they're really good people. === Uh, w-what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? "Your Honor." === What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you're dead! Bam! === How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Classic setup here. Three... one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company. === Um, what do lawyers and sperm have in common? 3 million... No, wait. Um, 1 in 3 million... have a chance of becoming a human being. === What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement.